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This Dangerous Fugitive Is Wanted For The Following Crimes: Indecent Exposure, Pimping, Manufacture & Distribution Of Pornography Without A License, Possession Of Prohibited Weapons, Vandalism, Destruction Of Public & Private Property, Possession Of Stolen Goods, Manufacture & Distribution Of Unlicensed Goods such as Beanie Babies & Tae Bo Videos & Ricky Martin CDs, Running A Sweatshop Using Child Labour, Grand Theft Auto, Mail Fraud, Distribution Of Counterfit Money, Arson, Theft, Check & Credit Card Fraud.

Name: Hans

Aliases: Butcher Boy, Chairman, Allah Akhbar, Ayatollah, Fat Ass, Chopper, El Duce. The Iron Man.

Sex: Male

Date Of Birth: Sometime in 1979

Place Of Birth: Saskatoon, Canada

Age: Unknown

Complexion: Poxy

Height: Midget

Weight: 142 LBS

Eyes: Brown

Hair: Black

Build: Medium

Scars: Large scars on elbows and knees.

Occupations: Terrorist and retail salesman.

Nationality: Canadian

Remarks: Extremely elusive and cheap. Likes to frequent bargain bins, auctions, thrift stores, garage sales, and swap meets. Last seen driving a 1988 grey Chevy Celebrity.

CONSIDERED ARMED AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS

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